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So three different “orders” for us (the fritch [sp?], this bald fellow’s order, and the larger order [I assume more of a general government or the winners from the last war that took control). So do we get orders within orders, or all separate orders with separate intentions? Interesting. I also can’t wait to see who we should be rooting for and against other than the bird that didn’t make it into “this” story.
I’m thinking that the King will command the catgirl to take command of the spice-mining operations on Arrakis with the knowledge that Thirteen will attack and kill her. But what the King doesn’t know is that the catgirl had a son with the guy in the mask and he’s been sent to a small town in Washington state to solve a murder.
So here’s the whole story: When the bald guy (who originally was not bald) accepted the red pill he was eaten by a large spaceworm and deposited in the real world after climbing out of a large pile of giant earthworm poo. This event, of course, would need to be completely scrubbed from the history books. When he escaped, he left a rift in the time-space continuum, causing a group of superheroes and supervillains to fight a hidden, secret, war over possession of the rift; oddly the superheroes wanted to keep it open, destroying the universe so that they could take a break from all the “heroing”, while the villains wanted it closed so that all the banks they had failed to rob could still be robbed. Amazingly, the heroes won, but the rift left anyway. It turns out that the rift was actually part of larger sequence of rifts that had been sealed by the little bird while the heroes were occupied (a story yet to be told). As the rift closed, a foursome of turtles passed through,becoming human-like turtles with the power to dance and sing, sounding very much like a something sung by a group that had all sucked down helium while taking uppers. Leo and the Turtles went on to have a very successful career until they did a Lollapolooza-style concert outside of Seattle with GWAR playing in front of them. One of the people in the audience, wearing his mask, got upset and very confused listening to the Turtles and threw himself on stage. At that very moment, a man in England was working on a cold fusion perpetual motion machine and accidentally opened a small black hole in front of the Turtles’ stage. As the guy in the mask jumped, he landed in the black hole and was sucked into the passenger seat of a 1985 DeLorian. The DeLorian was on its way back to Zarshad. The other passengers were on a date, and the girl was due home a good hour ago because she had books that needed to be returned to the library. No realizing that the DeLorian traveled both through time, space, and storylines, the masked man arrived just in time to watch the final efforts of the bird-savior. The story will now revolve around a fish that until now has not been seen, but has been present throughout time as spectral hat.
Fish? A fish?!?
Ah, I understand… so we’re getting clumsy, low-level-yet-very-self-confident fishes like it was in Slayers, yes? ^^
You can count me in as a regular watcher then
January 21st, 2008 at 9:04 am
woooo…shiny
January 21st, 2008 at 11:34 am
monday will be my favorite day from now on.
good work on the comic
keep it up
i’m looking forward to epic lawls
January 21st, 2008 at 6:34 pm
So three different “orders” for us (the fritch [sp?], this bald fellow’s order, and the larger order [I assume more of a general government or the winners from the last war that took control). So do we get orders within orders, or all separate orders with separate intentions? Interesting. I also can’t wait to see who we should be rooting for and against other than the bird that didn’t make it into “this” story.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:20 pm
I’m thinking that the King will command the catgirl to take command of the spice-mining operations on Arrakis with the knowledge that Thirteen will attack and kill her. But what the King doesn’t know is that the catgirl had a son with the guy in the mask and he’s been sent to a small town in Washington state to solve a murder.
Oh shit, I’ve ruined the comic!
January 21st, 2008 at 9:22 pm
My theory is that he got all his hair noogied off and he classified the matter and he wants to burn the documents
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 am
So here’s the whole story: When the bald guy (who originally was not bald) accepted the red pill he was eaten by a large spaceworm and deposited in the real world after climbing out of a large pile of giant earthworm poo. This event, of course, would need to be completely scrubbed from the history books. When he escaped, he left a rift in the time-space continuum, causing a group of superheroes and supervillains to fight a hidden, secret, war over possession of the rift; oddly the superheroes wanted to keep it open, destroying the universe so that they could take a break from all the “heroing”, while the villains wanted it closed so that all the banks they had failed to rob could still be robbed. Amazingly, the heroes won, but the rift left anyway. It turns out that the rift was actually part of larger sequence of rifts that had been sealed by the little bird while the heroes were occupied (a story yet to be told). As the rift closed, a foursome of turtles passed through,becoming human-like turtles with the power to dance and sing, sounding very much like a something sung by a group that had all sucked down helium while taking uppers. Leo and the Turtles went on to have a very successful career until they did a Lollapolooza-style concert outside of Seattle with GWAR playing in front of them. One of the people in the audience, wearing his mask, got upset and very confused listening to the Turtles and threw himself on stage. At that very moment, a man in England was working on a cold fusion perpetual motion machine and accidentally opened a small black hole in front of the Turtles’ stage. As the guy in the mask jumped, he landed in the black hole and was sucked into the passenger seat of a 1985 DeLorian. The DeLorian was on its way back to Zarshad. The other passengers were on a date, and the girl was due home a good hour ago because she had books that needed to be returned to the library. No realizing that the DeLorian traveled both through time, space, and storylines, the masked man arrived just in time to watch the final efforts of the bird-savior. The story will now revolve around a fish that until now has not been seen, but has been present throughout time as spectral hat.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 am
Dune *and* Twin Peaks in one go? Dude I’m so there. But I will need guest appearances by Log Lady. Her wisdom is profound.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Oh, I see he’s somewhat ambitious.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Well, it’s a doublepost, but:
Fish? A fish?!?
Ah, I understand… so we’re getting clumsy, low-level-yet-very-self-confident fishes like it was in Slayers, yes? ^^
You can count me in as a regular watcher then
January 24th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Hey glad you’ve started over again! The colour defenitly help the art work.
I’ll be watching.